Mister Candie, normally I would say “Auf wiedersehen,” but since what “auf wiedersehen” actually means is “‘till I see you again”, and since I never wish to see you again, to you, sir, I say goodbye - Django Unchained (Quentin Tarantino 2012)

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When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves, like patience and gentleness, but also forces them them to view and treat women in unhealthy ways that devalues women as people and makes them into objects purely for a man’s benefit”

but it’s a lot faster to say “boys are dumb”

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Do people snack on that set? What do they have?

"In Belfast there is a lot of tea going around. In Croatia, there were cheese and ham sandwiches that I couldn’t stop eating" [X]

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tavr0ss said: what does puta mean?


It means companion or best friend :)



so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

That. Is. Amazing.

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My cat guarding her first and only baby


My cat guarding her first and only baby

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this show seriously tackles all issues

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oh looks its i hate myself o’clock

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When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

When we were kids (or at least when I was), things were easier for someone in their 20s. There were jobs and money and lower inflation rates. Now things are incredibly different.

Feeling unaccomplished however is totally a thing that has always happened